Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hillbilly Hump Day (Episode 7- Hillbilly Vasectomy)


Happy Hillbilly Hump Day my Seekers!  I really don't have anything new to report on my hillbilly neighbors.  Things have been pretty quiet.  Other than the fact that they've been without both AC and water for the last two weeks.  Honestly, WTF?  It's been so freaking hot here, no AC + no water = some seriously smelly hillbillies.  Seriously, these are some of the nastiest folks I've ever encountered. 

Anyway, in keeping with my Hillbilly Hump Day theme, I thought I would share an email joke my friend sent me.  I laughed!  I hope you'll find the humor in it!  I don't usually forward "junk mail" but I think this is funnay and it's Hillbilly Hump Day!  So why the heck not?!  It's my blog, I can do what I want! Uh huh uh huh!


HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, they could not afford anymore babybillies.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin billybride didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"However, a less costly alternative" said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"!

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

"I may not be the smartest billy in the bunch, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me"?

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the hillbilly went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!


"1"



"2"



"3"



"4"



"5"



(You're gonna love this)!


At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. 

Bwahahahaha!  And there you have it Seekers, a "Hillbilly Vasectomy"!

5 comments:

The Mueller Family said...
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The Mueller Family said...

Love it Love it Love it!!! I soooo look forward to Wednesdays now:)

June said...

Funny!
No a/c or water?? Yikes!

adrienzgirl said...

Bwahaha! That's some funny shit!

gayle said...

So funny!!