Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wordless Wednesday (1)

Happy Hump Day Seekers! Instead of doing my Hillbilly Hump Day post, I’m doing a Wordless Wednesday. I promise, once I have something to write about my hillbilly neighbors, I will.

Until then, here's a glimpse into the pictures that are my life!

If this picture isn’t proof that the forces of nature want to guarantee that I’m late for work (AGAIN), I don’t know what is! What the duck? (Quack quack)! It doesn’t seem to matter what I do, I’m always late. Even when I’m not running late, I end up late. This time it was ducks. . . . DUCKS! Seriously, a whole freakin’ flock of the buggers. And that was just the tail end of them! HA! It took me forever to get my phone (camera) ready.

Justin and I were driving down the road minding our own business when we crossed paths with this fine fellow! Ain’t he sexy? I loved the fact that his shirt was doubling as a head cover!

Did anyone see The Lovely Bones with Mark Wahlberg and Stanly Tucci? The one where Stanley Tucci plays George Harvey, the creepy pedophile-murderer? Um yeah. . . I hated the movie, I should’ve been stoned to try and watch it. (Seriously effed up). Anyway, we sat next to this guy at dinner the other night, and all I could think was creepy pedophile-murderer. I know, I know, it’s not this dude’s fault, but ya know what, he shouldn’t walk around looking like he sniffs little boys bicycle seats. Seriously, what else am I supposed to think? He could have passed for Stanley Tucci/George Harvey’s twin. I kid you not. I couldn’t stop starring. I already know, I’m a horrible person and I’m probably going to hell for this (if not, definitely for the next one), but atleast I’ll be in good company!

This should need little or no explanation. . . . Brandee looked at me and all I could say was “There’s Something About Mary”! We were at a wedding. She actually dressed like this for a wedding. Some people blow my mind! We did our best not to laugh, but we’re both going to hell!

Branchformers. . . . they jumped on my truck one night while William and I were driving. Scared me half to death! I said “What in the heck is that. . . .” and William replied in his best Optimus Prime voice “Brachformers. . . . . roll out”! Okay, so it was funny when it happened.

“I always feel like somebody’s watching meee”! That’s my Charlee Bugs! I was trying to take a picture of something and she kept getting in the way. So I had to share, because she’s sooo stinkin’ cute! I love my Chihuahuas!

This last one is hard to see, but I was driving! Yes, I know, I really should stop using my phone when I drive. But sometimes, I just can’t help myself. I want this license plate. I think I deserve it! It says M3NTAL, incase you can't see it!


Anonymous said...

You can go ahead and blame Canada for being late for work - those ain't ducks, they're Canadian Geese. And its a good thing you stayed in your car, 'cause they are mean mothers!

adrienzgirl said...

Um...the crack hanging out is just GEE-ross! And the M3ntal license plate? MADE FOR YOU!

cfoxes33 said...

Wow, you had a bunch random stuff. Since Tuesday I always do license plates, I love the one you saw. And when I take pictures, my dog, Josie Belle, is always trying to get in on the act!

As for the bicycle crack-man...Ewwww!

My hubby's work has a ton of Canadian geese that just saunter around the parking lot and get in everyone's way.

I saw The Lovely Bones and I love Stanley Tucci, but yes, he was CREEEPPY! Scary you saw his twin.

gayle said...

We have those duck here in NC too! Try honking and see what happens...I hear they honk back!