Anyway, back to my story, I was sitting here
While talking to said friend, I bring up the loud mouth in the manager's office. The conversation went like this. . . .
me: OMG she's so effing loud
friend: I know, right??
(friend doing imitation of loud mouth)
laughing. . . .
more laughing. . .
me: for the record the loud mouth has the worst ass I've ever seen on a woman!
friend: really? I've never noticed?
(friend is a guy)
me: how could you not?? maybe it's because she doesn't have one??
manager: Buffee did you need something
(we never get to have fun)
Then I went to lunch with another friend. Here's how that conversation went. . .
me: did you hear that loud mouth in our manager's office earlier?
friend #2: no, who?
me: so and so
friend #2: you mean the one with no ass?!?
friend #2: I'm serious, she has no ass!
friend #2: what?
me: I told friend #1 the same thing earlier!
me: I wonder if she makes a sound when she farts?
(YES, I actually said that)
me: seriously, she has no ass cheeks, nothing to vibrate the air to make a sound!
(I think we laughed the rest of lunch)!
I feel justified!